We all know Johnny believes that in his heart of hearts, but as for the rest of the kids, they tend to think Plank is just a piece of wood Johnny drew a face on. Notice I didn't say "imaginary," because there's evidence to believe that Plank is real. Someone might say pointing out the ridiculousness of Plank is low-hanging fruit, but I think Ed, Edd N Eddy fans don't truly appreciate how weird Johnny 2x4's friend is. This is the candy that the Ed boys risk it all for? There must be some terrible food being made in this town, because I never, and still don't get this obsession. Plus, I've had different types of jawbreakers in my time, but I can honestly say most if not all have tasted relatively the same. There are far sweeter candies to be obsessed over, and when it comes to things that don't break in your mouth, I'd prefer something that wouldn't definitely block my airway with one wrong gulp. I fell for the hype and purchased a massive jawbreaker as a kid, and to this day I don't understand the hype. Every kid in the cul de sac craved these, and one could make the argument Kevin's popularity was possibly tied to his dad's job there. Not just any jawbreakers, however, but jawbreakers so large you needed the cheeks of a chipmunk to hold one and could potentially dislodge your jaw popping one in. I remember watching Ed, Edd N Eddy as a child, and how nearly every episode boiled down to the boys' trying to get quarters from the neighborhood kids all so they could buy jawbreakers.
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